Latest trends in food

Been a while, right?

Well, i will start this post announcing the latest trends in food. Ladies and gentlemen let me introduce you to: Condoms&Body Fluids!

Gross right? I know! There has been a couple of news that caught my attention regarding this "latest trends" in food.

The first new took place in United States, where a dude gave a sample of yogurt to an innocent woman in New Mexico, the moment she tried she noticed the sample tasted a little "different", so she went to the cops and reported that the yogurt was disgusting and tasted like "semen" so the cops asked her: " so mam', how come you know it tastes like semen? , she answered: " oh, because i just had it for breakfast". LOL, seriously??

The second one took place in Brazil, where a whole family had for dinner meatballs with tomatoes sauce, nothing awkward so far right? but later on, one member of the family found a condom in the bottom of to tomatoe can! EW. I bet they were satisfied before the new discovery.

Wanna read more about the truly story? Check out the following pages. See ya fellas.


http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2011/07/15/national/main20079976.shtml?tag=mncol;lst;3

http://www.ntn24news.com/news/condom-found-bottom-can-tomato-sauce-brazil

Thanks Earl

So, instead of studying for exams, i decided to hang out a little on the web and that's how i end it up watching "My Name is Eal", which is (by the way) one of me favorite sitcoms.

This chapter is about #27 on Earl's list: Made fun of people with accents. After wacthing it, i came in the conclusion that i should be doing the same, i mean try to cross that number in my "list" ( i don't have one yet).
How many times have i made fun of people's accent? TONS. Did i like when a couple of students in Wisconsin made fun of my accent? NO. So i shouldn't be doing to people what i don't want them to do to me.

They call it Karma, and i say: Thanks Earl.

PS: I actually just don't make fun of people's accent, i make fun of everything.

FYI

Made fun of people with accents

Play Gorillaz Groove Session

This is an online game i just found out on the web. Yes, Gorillaz the band.

Play Gorillaz Groove Session











Enjoy it.

Super Mario Living Room Proposal

aww how cute is this?

Untitled

When someone gets upset gets really upset? Does that even exist? How upset can a human being get? Beyond spectacular limits, of course. And what about the consequences of getting upset? They can be really surprising.
This is not a story or a new. This is life. Real life. And Here comes the final question what if "upset" comes together with "let down"? What would you do then?

I dont't really want to think about the consequences of feeling both. If just the first one, makes you commit spectacular acts; consequently, feeling the two of them at same time will make you commit what?

A day to reflex.

Ps: a good song "love will tear us apart" - Joy Division

Fly away

I have nothing much to say.
Enjoy the vid tho.

Cooking VS Marriage

Don't get me wrong when you read the tittle, just keep reading.

The other day, i had a little argument with my mom, she was complaining because i don't know how to cook ( i don't wanna learn either), so she convinced my dad to talk to me and push me to learn to cook. None of their attempts were success. 

Two seconds later my mom said: "You are never gonna get married then"

 0.00001 seconds later i said: "I don't wanna get married"

We all stayed in silence for a long time and suddenly changed the subject. So, this made me wonder the other day, whether or not a person decides to marry someone, is cooking a requirement in order to get marry?, is it in the paper a clause that says: no cooking, no marriage?, is it something that regards to certain cultures? 

ps: Sorry about the grammar mistakes.